What are the robots thinking?

[tony gast]

From    http://extraaverage.wordpress.com/robot-fun-facts/
and      http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2007/04/robots_robotics.html

   1. Robots think Asimov’s “Three Laws of Robotics” are bullshit (especially the third one).
   2. Most Robots don’t like the way C3P0 looks at them.
   3. Robots prefer folk music over industrial.
   4. Robots think Spielberg’s A.I. should have ended a lot earlier than it did.
   5. Robots love to dance but they only know one move.
   6. Robots do not want to rule the world however, they would like to remind us that they could if they wanted to.
   7. Robots have told Styx "You're welcome" on numerous occasions.
   8. Robots aren't afraid to cry, they just can't.
   9. Robotics expert Henrik Christensen predicts humans will be having sex with robots within four years. If you’re thinking, “Finally, no strings attached…” keep in mind that Hans Moravec, founder of Carnegie Mellon’s Robotics Institute, predicts that robots will emerge as their own species by 2040, with feelings and expectations. In other words, if you don’t call your robot fling the next morning, you’ll be disassembled.